1.
Thou shalt not consider any authority above college
administrators, not even the U.S. Constitution or a century of labor
legislation.
2.
Thou shalt not take the name professor or consider
thyself faculty; to do so is in vain.
3.
Thou shalt not remember to rest any day, but to
plan lessons and grade papers without ceasing.
4.
Thou shalt not kill the ways we exploit thy labor.
5.
Thou shalt not steal any time to have a life.
6.
Thou shalt not envy thy regular faculty’s living
wage; poverty and food banks for thee.
7.
Thou shalt not covet thy custodian’s health-care
plan; thou must stand in line with indigents at free clinics should thou become
ill.
8.
Thou shalt honor thy administrators who do not
honor thee.
9.
Thou shalt not commit democracy.
10.
Thou
shalt not bear false witness against administrators even as they do so against thee.
